Pete K, the school teacher, hater of Julia Gillard/JaguarFaguar, lover of cricket, occaisional 4:20 man, Godfather of EWO. With a Zinger in hand, we salute you.
He's Mike, go fuck yourselves.
BOBBY V! Retro TV lover, Reject Shop Employee of the Month. Loves it when a plan comes together.
Old Man Advo. Canadian, wise goat, MANSLAMMER~!
Irish alcoholic. Tokes finest cigars while lamenting the world's troubles, poster of many movie soundtracks Youtube clips on EWO.
El Doz. Mostly GRANDE. Ships awesome DVDs to Chet in his spare time, fan of using BB Forum smilies. Member of original PWM Hall of Fame, now has a real achievement to hang his hat on.
It ain't easy bein' DEEZY. Knows more about MMA than the rest of the forum. Happily Canadian. Knows more about MMA than the rest of the forum (worth a second mention).
Wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Proof getting trigger happy on the delete button. Makes awesome skins, doesn't post because he hates Seak and Jiso, but is MUCH LOVED on MSN. Posts only in HIIIIIGH DEFINITIIIIOOOOOON~!
IS IN!!!!!!!!!!!
With save you at the beach. Comes back and makes millions of posts, then disappears. Sorely missed. Last name starts with M.
KFC. Only good staff member new PWM has ever had. Loves cricket, loves betting, actually respected by entire EWO community for always bringing quality discussion.
Same as KFC, always can be counted on for quality discussion. Solid member, can always be depended on, best thing ever produced by New Zealand that doesn't involve hobbits.
More posts than anyone ever (except Cru), used to make pretty good graphics but is a lazy cunt now. Consistant poster and shit stirrer in every section, keeps forum running when it's low. Record for starting the most threads with zero replies.
Loves cricket, phones. Pete's faithful sidekick, ignores the bullshit and posts consistantly. Loves him some sport, oh yes he does.
A troll. The greatest troll, but still a troll. Man love for Bret Hart and Randy Orton, unreasonable hatred of Kurt Angle, reads books and writes articles. Can't help but start an argument over anything. Wrote a story about red apples once.
Token Spic of the forum. Started off as FUCK YEAH, SEAKING, and was a total fag, then one day he embraced EWO. Posts too many failed pictures, but has many moments of abusive comedy. Can write his own induction after he mows my lawn and guards the coast.
Cockblocker of win.
Would be a much better poster if he was Batman, but he isn't. Injects Batman into every thread regardless. For this, we thank him.
Solid poster, he should post more. Is Joker. Or Joker is Riot. Same guy, they get one graphic.
SLAMED.
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UBER INC REPREZENT. Contracted Rice Aid and disappeared, famous for being fucking awesome.
Rags to riches story of a Jay Lesnar knockoff who went on to become a plagiarist better poster than the rest of us. Discovered he could get pussy and never came back.
JC's American alter ego. Hardcore poster of greatness.
Possibly the next JC, or just a cunt who jerks it to Maryse too much and fingers himself to Muse. Best thing ever, or massive tool? YOU DECIDE.
Now here's this guy Weez, spends half his time knee deep in Australian ranga meat, half his time posting the fuck out of live chats on EWO. Bringer of many great times on the forum, much loved by all.
And me. BECAUSE I MADE THE LIST, GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
LOL. I've been blackballed! Well, seeing as how prestigious a club this is I really hope we get a speech from every single guy, of course that may take awhile seeing as this forum only has 10 active users, but oh well.
Was going to add you because you were awesome before your stupid UFC Heavyweights argument, but then you went and made a cocksucker comment like that, so as opposed to good natured ribbing, go fuck yourself.
You know, I originally came here just to piss off Chet and Jiso. I was like "Fuck these guys I'm goin to their forum." But when I got here I read all the Lesn0r posts and realized the slippery slope I was on
My argument was solid, you just don't like it. Kinda reminds me of the other argument I posted, about you questioning me and such...except you never bothered to respond to that, did you Chet? You know stirring the pot here has been pretty fun but lately you guys are just letting me down. Can't you come up with some original material?